Wednesday 10 August 2016

A letter to America

Hello hello hello, is this America speaking? I would like to speak to the Americans. I have looked up the internet and realize that your country has got quite a few deserts. America, you are a great country. You are a super strong country. You are a super rich country. You gave the world modern science. You gave the world fashion and created the trend for music. The whole world copies you. You are the leader of this earth no doubt. The rest of the countries follow you. You start singing, the world starts singing. You start rapping(that music is idiotic) and the world starts rapping in all sorts of different twangy languages. Now this is the important part of my post. If there is a trend in the world to copy you why don't you divert the worlds attention towards mother nature. Start by converting your desert into lush green forests. America, if you can send people on the moon and send a rover to rove on Mars, I'm sure greening the Mojave Desert will be a piece of cake. Do you know what the result will be? It will be the in thing across the world to green deserts or replace depleted forests. And yes, please ween away your children from outer space and rockets and robots and bring them back to tigers and leopards and panthers and elephants. Here is a book the children will like. It is both in kindle and paperback. Make them read it. They will howl with laughter. 

Here is the link. 



Man Eating Tiger of Chitwan by [Singh, Ashok Kumar]

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