To Americans who want to laugh

Okay America. I accept you as the undisputed world leader. You have voted Trump to power and your country is experiencing political turbulence with high ranking people resigning. Anyway, Trump is going on with the agenda for which you folks voted him to power. He is trying to stop the inflow of outside job seekers to protect American jobs. Good. You are involved in fighting in Afghanistan, fighting the ISS, and fighting different countries. And in business you are being swindled by China, Japan, and India. America, you are the greatest country in the world. But you live with too much tension, too much competition. You need to unwind yourself and your children. You need to laugh. Laughter is the best medicine of all ills. Laughter is the best medicine for frayed nerves. Come on America. Laugh with me. Take my advice. Open your mouth wide and go ha, ha, ha. And then open your mouth again and go ho, ho, ho, hoooooooooo. "WHAT, I CANT HEAR YOU." You are too stuck up with conquering the world economically. I'll help you. I've written a book in Amazon kindle that will make you laugh. Infact it will make you howl with laughter. It will make you roll on your bed holding your stomach with tears streaming from your eyes. America, that is the best therapy for you. Your children will love it. The books name is "Man Eating Tigers Of Chitwan."
Here's the link.
https://www.amazon.com/Eating-Tigers-Chitwan-Steven-Smith-ebook/dp/B00JEHHY6I/ref=sr_1_17?ie=UTF8&qid=1496678259&sr=8-17&keywords=ashok+singh+kindle

                                     
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Letter to folks of English speaking countries

This letter is to the white man in general but with special emphasis to America. Hello there. It is a historical fact that the white man civilized themselves after which they colonized and civilized the rest of the world. In the end they let the colonies go free. The white man gave themselves good governance, good education, a good standard of living, modern science and many many more. This was imparted to the colonies who are trailing behind. But the colonies did not attain that level of perfection which the white man attained. I'll give you an example. I'm talking about India and the US. India is a Hindu dominated land with 15% of its population Muslim.When Muslim fanatics stopped a train full of Hindu sadhu's and burned an entire coach with petrol thereby burning 36 Hindu sadhu's to death(literally roasted them alive). This was followed by a horrible blood bath.  The Hindu majority took to the streets and there was a massacre of Muslims. History has never seen such a massacre. India may be educated etc but we are still the east. Now take the scene over to the USA, to the tragic 9/11 downing of the twin towers. After the towers were attacked and destroyed there was panic in India. Every Indian(both Hindu and Muslim) worth his rupee has a relative working in the US(In fact a friend of mine died when the twin towers collapsed). And Hindu's know that  Indian Hindu's and Muslims look alike. India expected a massacre of the Muslim minority by the majority white community. And since Hindu's and Muslims look alike, there was a mad rush to phone ones loved ones requesting them to get out of the country. We were looking at the tragedy through the eyes of the east. Through our own prism. We were scared that there would be a slaughter by the majority white community. But we were wrong. Not a hair of a Muslim head was touched. We forgot that the white mans world was a civilized world. Their god(Jesus Christ) was a kind god who did not allow them to kill and maim the minority community who lived among'st them. So this is the difference between the two civilizations. Folks I mean the white mans western world and the brown mans east. We in the east have to still civilize ourselves. Now I will stop sermonizing. Here is a fictional story I have written. Read it and enjoy it. You will laugh your heart out. You're kids will love this book.
Here's the link.
https://www.amazon.com/Killer-Elephant-Steven-Smith-ebook/dp/B00JDM962E/ref=sr_1_8?ie=UTF8&qid=1496326759&sr=8-8&keywords=ashok+singh+kindle