To Americans who want to laugh

Okay America. I accept you as the undisputed world leader. You have voted Trump to power and your country is experiencing political turbulence with high ranking people resigning. Anyway, Trump is going on with the agenda for which you folks voted him to power. He is trying to stop the inflow of outside job seekers to protect American jobs. Good. You are involved in fighting in Afghanistan, fighting the ISS, and fighting different countries. And in business you are being swindled by China, Japan, and India. America, you are the greatest country in the world. But you live with too much tension, too much competition. You need to unwind yourself and your children. You need to laugh. Laughter is the best medicine of all ills. Laughter is the best medicine for frayed nerves. Come on America. Laugh with me. Take my advice. Open your mouth wide and go ha, ha, ha. And then open your mouth again and go ho, ho, ho, hoooooooooo. "WHAT, I CANT HEAR YOU." You are too stuck up with conquering the world economically. I'll help you. I've written a book in Amazon kindle that will make you laugh. Infact it will make you howl with laughter. It will make you roll on your bed holding your stomach with tears streaming from your eyes. America, that is the best therapy for you. Your children will love it. The books name is "Man Eating Tigers Of Chitwan."
Here's the link.
https://www.amazon.com/Eating-Tigers-Chitwan-Steven-Smith-ebook/dp/B00JEHHY6I/ref=sr_1_17?ie=UTF8&qid=1496678259&sr=8-17&keywords=ashok+singh+kindle

                                     
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Letter to folks of English speaking countries

This letter is to the white man in general but with special emphasis to America. Hello there. It is a historical fact that the white man civilized themselves after which they colonized and civilized the rest of the world. In the end they let the colonies go free. The white man gave themselves good governance, good education, a good standard of living, modern science and many many more. This was imparted to the colonies who are trailing behind. But the colonies did not attain that level of perfection which the white man attained. I'll give you an example. I'm talking about India and the US. India is a Hindu dominated land with 15% of its population Muslim.When Muslim fanatics stopped a train full of Hindu sadhu's and burned an entire coach with petrol thereby burning 36 Hindu sadhu's to death(literally roasted them alive). This was followed by a horrible blood bath.  The Hindu majority took to the streets and there was a massacre of Muslims. History has never seen such a massacre. India may be educated etc but we are still the east. Now take the scene over to the USA, to the tragic 9/11 downing of the twin towers. After the towers were attacked and destroyed there was panic in India. Every Indian(both Hindu and Muslim) worth his rupee has a relative working in the US(In fact a friend of mine died when the twin towers collapsed). And Hindu's know that  Indian Hindu's and Muslims look alike. India expected a massacre of the Muslim minority by the majority white community. And since Hindu's and Muslims look alike, there was a mad rush to phone ones loved ones requesting them to get out of the country. We were looking at the tragedy through the eyes of the east. Through our own prism. We were scared that there would be a slaughter by the majority white community. But we were wrong. Not a hair of a Muslim head was touched. We forgot that the white mans world was a civilized world. Their god(Jesus Christ) was a kind god who did not allow them to kill and maim the minority community who lived among'st them. So this is the difference between the two civilizations. Folks I mean the white mans western world and the brown mans east. We in the east have to still civilize ourselves. Now I will stop sermonizing. Here is a fictional story I have written. Read it and enjoy it. You will laugh your heart out. You're kids will love this book.
Here's the link.
https://www.amazon.com/Killer-Elephant-Steven-Smith-ebook/dp/B00JDM962E/ref=sr_1_8?ie=UTF8&qid=1496326759&sr=8-8&keywords=ashok+singh+kindle

                                            

Good Morning America. Wake Up Before Its Too Late

Hello, I am Steven Smith writing from India. We have extreme climates where I live in northern India. During winters it used to be freezing cold and during summers it is unbearably hot. By unbearably hot I mean 44 degrees centigrade. But now winters aren't unbearably cold. They are pleasant. Summers of course are unbearably hot. The temperature touches 50 degrees centigrade. A rise by five degrees. Now America, India is illiterate in terms of global warming. Politicians and the people in general don't care. Or there would be serious attempts to balance industrialization and forestation to control global warming. You are a literate country. You have the money and technology and the will to curve global warming. You had the brains to send men to the moon. If you can do that, why can't you do a simple thing like plant trees in the Arizona desert. Or the Mojave desert. You've got a whole list of deserts. Is exploring outer space more important or is greening this earth more important? Or is it your people do not want to do menial work like planting hundreds of trees every day. There is a way out. There is plenty of cheap labor available in India. These laborers would be happy to work for half the money your own laborers will charge. I know your labor lobby will protest. But remember, the earth has to get back its forests if man wants to see his children lead a decent life. Tie up with India and take some of our impoverished laborers. The benefits will be four fold. Jesus will bless you with pure oxygen. And yes, your children are only interested in Sci-fi, outer space, and science fiction. They see movies on these subjects and read idiotic stories of aliens. No, this is wrong. Their taste for mother nature and animals should be rejuvenated. Because they will be the future protector of animals which are fast going extinct. I am writing to you Americans because politicians of my country are useless. Here are the links of some fictional books I wrote about Indian animals. Read them and you will enjoy them. Make the kids read them and they will enjoy them too.
Here is a link
https://www.amazon.com/Man-Eating-Tigers-Bhim-Bandh-ebook/dp/B01GZ8LNO2/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1495900024&sr=8-2&keywords=ashok+singh+kindle

                                      

Hello white folks of America and the other English speaking countries

This letter is to the white man in general but with special emphasis to America. Hello there. It is a historical fact that the white man civilized themselves after which they colonized and civilized the rest of the world. In they end they let the colonies go free. The white man gave themselves good governance, good education, a good standard of living, modern science and many many more. This was imparted to the colonies who are trailing behind. But the colonies did not attain that level of perfection which the white man attained. I'll give you an example. I'm talking about India and the US. India is a Hindu dominated land with 15% of its population Muslim.When Muslim fanatics stopped a train full of Hindu sadhu's and burned an entire coach with petrol thereby burning 59 Hindu sadhu's to death(literally roasted them alive). This was followed by a horrible blood bath.  The Hindu majority took to the streets and there was a massacre of Muslims. History has never seen such a massacre. India may be educated etc but we are still the east. Now take the scene over to the US, to the tragic 9/11 downing of the twin towers. After the towers were attacked and destroyed there was panic in India. Every Indian(both Hindu and Muslim) worth his rupee has a relative working in the US(In fact a friend of mine died when the towers collapsed). And Hindu's know that  Indian Hindu's and Muslims look alike. India expected a massacre of the Muslim minority by the majority white community. And since Hindu's and Muslims look alike, there was a mad rush to phone ones loved ones requesting them to get out of the country. We were looking at the tragedy through the eyes of the east. Through our own prism. We were scared that there would be a slaughter by the majority white community. But we were wrong. Not a hair of a Muslim head was touched. We forgot that the white mans world was a civilized world. Their god(Jesus Christ) was a kind god who did not allow them to kill and maim the minority community who lived among'st them. So this is the difference between the two civilizations. Folks I mean the white mans western world and the brown mans east. We in the east have to still civilize ourselves. Now I will stop sermonizing and making you bored. Here is some entertainment. Here is a book I have written. Read it and enjoy it. The link for "A Girl On A Train: A Silent Scream

https://www.amazon.com/Girl-Train-Silent-Scream-ebook/dp/B01433V8QE/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1495638194&sr=8-1&keywords=ashok+singh+kindle.

                                               

USA, the perfect policeman of this earth

I am Ashok kumar Singh writing from India. Hello America. Yes you are a present day policeman to this earth. Before 1947, before the colonials let go of the colonies. the super powers were a greedy lot. They were always at war to gain colonial superiority for a captive market for their factory produce. So folks they regularly pitted the world to war. The age of war mongers was created. But with the explosion of the US made atomic bomb on Hiroshima and Nagasaki, came the explosion of a free world. Overnight colonials let go of colonies. The US slowly became the worlds single super power with the USSR trying to give competition. The world saw a new guardian in the US. This country proved to be a selfless country who followed true Christian values of kindness, love, and equality. The US has a lovely track record. It wasn't interested in enslaving countries to become their colonial master. It was only interested in free enterprise. It did business. It worked hard. The result, the imperialists collapsed after 1947 and the US, who was doing business, became super rich and started calling the shots. We know that each and every country fears the US. No one has the guts to challenge its superiority. So war mongers are out. With the US around, there is no place on earth for them. Okay, the Russians(USSR) squawked once, today it is the turn of the Chinese. They are squawking hard. But these squawks are temporary. There is only one reality in this world. The single super power is the US. And under the US the whole world lives in peace. So this country deserves this stature. The world is safe under the guardianship of this country. The UN is kept alive and kicking by the US otherwise like its predecessors before the world wars the UN too would have gone for a toss. So I'll wind up by saying "THANK YOU USA FOR MAKING THIS WORLD A SAFE PLACE TO LIVE IN.

 And yes, I have a small time author friend with some books for sale on Amazon kindle. You may want to read some. Here is a link to the book "Man Eating Leopard of Bhim Bandh."

https://www.amazon.com/Man-Eating-Leopard-Bhim-Bandh-ebook/dp/B01HWYETCQ/ref=sr_1_14?ie=UTF8&qid=1495384282&sr=8-14&keywords=ashok+singh+kindle

            

More books by this author can be found in his author page. Here is the link.

https://authorcentral.amazon.com/gp/books

Letter to folks of English speaking countries

This letter is to the white man in general but with special emphasis to America. Hello there. It is a historical fact that the white man civilized themselves after which they colonized and civilized the rest of the world. In the end they let the colonies go free. The white man gave themselves good governance, good education, a good standard of living, modern science and many many more. This was imparted to the colonies who are trailing behind. But the colonies did not attain that level of perfection which the white man attained. I'll give you an example. I'm talking about India and the US. India is a Hindu dominated land with 15% of its population Muslim.When Muslim fanatics stopped a train full of Hindu sadhu's and burned an entire coach with petrol thereby burning 36 Hindu sadhu's to death(literally roasted them alive). This was followed by a horrible blood bath.  The Hindu majority took to the streets and there was a massacre of Muslims. History has never seen such a massacre. India may be educated etc but we are still the east. Now take the scene over to the USA, to the tragic 9/11 downing of the twin towers. After the towers were attacked and destroyed there was panic in India. Every Indian(both Hindu and Muslim) worth his rupee has a relative working in the US(In fact a friend of mine died when the twin towers collapsed). And Hindu's know that  Indian Hindu's and Muslims look alike. India expected a massacre of the Muslim minority by the majority white community. And since Hindu's and Muslims look alike, there was a mad rush to phone ones loved ones requesting them to get out of the country. We were looking at the tragedy through the eyes of the east. Through our own prism. We were scared that there would be a slaughter by the majority white community. But we were wrong. Not a hair of a Muslim head was touched. We forgot that the white mans world was a civilized world. Their god(Jesus Christ) was a kind god who did not allow them to kill and maim the minority community who lived amongst them. So this is the difference between the two civilizations. Folks I mean the white mans western world and the brown mans east. We in the east have to still civilize ourselves. Now I will stop sermonizing and making you bored. Here is some entertainment. Here are some of the books I have written. Read them and enjoy them.

 The link.
https://www.amazon.com/Man-Eating-Crocodile-Ganges-Hunter-ebook/dp/B01A3CY2BC/ref=sr_1_6?ie=UTF8&qid=1495208349&sr=8-6&keywords=ashok+singh+kindle
                                        

The Link   Man Eating Tigers Of Bhim Bandh: Great White Hunter

                                            

Note: This book has been edited by Stephen Kagen and is the first book in the 'Great White Hunter' series. it is a fictional story spun around real events in the forests near where Jim Corbett once worked. 

A wounded tiger goes berserk in the Bhim Bandh jungle. It kills 46 humans forcing the latter to flee from homes and villages. Panic grips the area so the tiger must be hunted. But who will do the hunting? In the age of wildlife conservation, big game hunters are extinct. Except for a few old men.

Among'st these few old men, Henry is the best. He is a retired American hunter who lives in India due to his love for Indian wildlife. The Government invites him to hunt. But there is a problem. The 'man eating tiger' is his baby. He had nurtured it and watched it grow into a strong male tiger. Will he kill his own baby?

The Link   Man Eating leopard In Bhim Bandh: Great White Hunter

                                       

This book has been edited by Stephen Kagen and is the second book in the 'Great White Hunter' series. It is a fictional story spun around real events near the place where Jim Corbett once worked.

A leopard has become a man eater. It has killed 36 humans. The Government wants it captured or killed. Unfortunately it is the age of wild life conservation and big game hunters are extinct. Except for a few old men. Among'st these ancient relics, Henry is the best. Over populated rural India is encroaching into the jungles, into the leopards territory. So food in human form is plenty. The leopard is in a killing spree. Will Henry kill the leopard???

The link   Man Eating Crocodile In The Ganges: Great White Hunter

                                            

This book has been edited by Stephen Kagen and is the third in the 'Great White Hunter,' series. 

Mokameh Ghat was once Jim Corbetts territory. Situated on the banks of the Ganges, crocodiles were unknown in this part of the river. They had gone extinct sixty years ago due to excessive hunting. Till one strayed in. It was fleeing from poachers. Being an ambush hunter skilled in ambush hunting, the crocodile ambush hunts the humans living on the banks. It becomes a dreaded man eater and is credited with sixty human kills. 

The Indian Government wants it hunted and killed. But who will hunt it? When crocodiles went extinct, so did crocodile hunters. There is no one to hunt and kill the man eater.

Thankfully, there are a few old hunters still alive. Among'st them Henry Phibbs is the best. The villagers living on the banks of the river have heard of him. He is an American who has settled down in India. The villagers home in on him and invite him to the hunt. Unfortunately age is against Henry. Will he accept the challenge?

The Link   Rogue Elephant Of Olipore: Great White Hunter


                                        

Note: This book has been edited by Stephen Kagen and is the fourth book in "The Great White Hunter" series. It is a fictional story spun around real events.

Problems arise when thieves steal a baby elephant from the village of Olipore. The mother goes berserk. She searches for her new born. And when she fails to find it she goes on the rampage. She mercilessly kills humans and becomes a nuisance in the area. Henry Phibbs is a retired American hunter who lives nearby. So villagers rush to him and request him to capture the elephant. The rogue has killed twenty humans.

Henry uses Jeeps to chase the elephant in an attempt to capture it alive. He realizes it is in a killing spree. To save human lives the locals want him to go in for the kill. Does he kill the mother? Or does he find the baby and return it to her? Read on.

The link Killer Elephant

                                           

It is the wild wild east. The author realized that rural India was still feudal where landlords still kept elephants as a symbol of their strength and power. "Killer Elephant" is such a story. 

The land greedy landlord uses his elephant to kill and maim humans to create an atmosphere of fear in the surrounding villages. He does this to usurp peoples lands. Villagers fight back and kill the elephant. Unperturbed, the landlord buys a new one. He swears by the size and temperament of the animal. "This one is a brute," he says, "not a fly swatter like the one that was gunned down." The new elephant appreciates its job and does what the master bids. 

"If the humans want me to kill humans," the elephant rumbles, "then so be it." Being a simple animal and with freedom to kill, it becomes over aggressive and terrorizes the villagers in the surrounding area. It goes berserk, chases and kills humans and rampages through villages causing villagers to flee from their homes. The elephant must be stopped, and if necessary, it must be gunned down. So hunters are called in who use jeeps to chase the elephant. The hunt is on.

The Link  Killer Snake

                                              

Folks, did you like reading Rudyard Kiplings Rikki Tikki Tavi? It was a story about a mongoose and a snake. Well "Killer Snake" comes from the land of Rikki Tikki Tavi. This is in north India in the Terai where the British colonials loved to hunt. And where the famous Kipling got the idea for his story. And folks an unknown small time author by the name of Ashok Kumar Singh, who lives in this area, got the idea for his story too. This area is infested with cobra's with hundreds of snake bite deaths every year. If you read "Killer Snake." You will enjoy it. It is sinister, its deadly, its funny. It is inspired by Rikki Tikki Tavi. But I assure you it isn't half as good as the latter.

Synopsis : A snake escapes from a snake charmers basket and creates havoc before it is captured again. It grows a pair of milky white fangs backed with fresh new venom bags. Its first victim is a little girl who put her hand into a rat hole which it had usurped. Another victim is the landlords maid servant in whose hair it gets entangled. The humans are terrified and pray to it to the consternation of the British officer who sometimes comes visiting. He is employed in the service of His Majesties Government of India. He just doesn't understand why anyone would pray to a snake. Especially one sitting coiled cozily on a scarecrows head. Folks it's a clash of different cultures. Read on.You will enjoy it.

  The link    Dog And Bear Fights of Sonepore


                                                             
                                           
                                           

It is a cruel world. David and Blacky are bears. The one eyed Jack runs a racket where he makes bears fight dogs in a ring while humans bet on who will win. The dogs or the bears. He steals David and Blacky from their master, the local bear keeper, and brings them to the ring to fight his dogs. The bears fight the dogs and manage to escape. The one eyed Jack hunts around for them. The bears decide to search, find, and kill the one eyed Jack.